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Many of my video game characters have vulgar or just plain WEIRD names. I think back to earlier games I played where I ran “Lark’s Vomit” through a dangerous dungeon mission. Or the time when “Warpo Facto” (who had a brother named “Ipso Facto) caused the death of all my party members because I attacked something that I shouldn’t have.
I have been playing through Dragon Age while working out with the Wii-Fit lately and in the game you can name your dog. I named mine “Your Penis” specifically because of the on-screen messages I would be able to read: “Your penis growls menacingly” was great. There have been many others that are just as funny, but my favorite so far is the one in the picture here.
I look forward to the day I finally grow up!
Before my grandmother passed away, she had to enter hospice. One night I think i had heard the word too many times and it lost all meaning. Since then, whenever someone says “hospice” I think of the golden fluid trickling from the loins of one Dan Blocker, AKA Eric “Hoss” Cartwright on Bonanza. This is the mental image I can’t unthink.
Melanie and I decided to have a little fun with our new with our new Archie McPhee Horsehead masks tonight. You can find the masks here:
Archiemcphee.com
