Archive for the ‘limericks’ Category
There once was a man from Madrid
Who was never really a kid
He was born looking fifty
and thought it was nifty
to be Twelve and buy booze, so he did!
There once was a man from Germany
Whose stories would take an eternity
He just finished one
That he had begun
Just after his own maternity
There once was a golfer named Woods
Who is about to lose half of his goods
Well I don’t care who
He gave his club to
But the media sure thinks that I should
There was this one dude from Eugene
Not a bone in his body was mean
He smoked a copious amount
While we both hung out
And, uh…I forgot the end of the Limerick
